I just received a text from someone inside the Browns’ locker room, and he was kind enough to share what Romeo Crennel had to say to his charges before they took the field for pregame warm-ups: “All right people, we got two hours 'till game time, let's all gather 'round. I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to get our asses handed to us this afternoon. The local press seems to think that we'd save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shitburger to eat!”
Here's to the Cowboys eating a nice big shitburger!
-Chandler
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