Monday, November 3, 2008

I hate you (Dattilo)

Being a Browns fan is like having a bad girlfriend...She's good looking enough and nice most of the time. You love her, but you're not real sure why. You know you are going to get your heart broken if you go back, but you just keep coming back for more. She is nice to you for a while, then...WHAM! You get kicked in the junk and get your heart broken again and you SWEAR you will never go back...but you just...keep...coming...back.



I mean where the hell do you start from? Out of all the games this year, that was probably the most frustrating game of all, even more frustrating than the Redskins game. Romeo, Braylon, Tim Couch 2.0, and The Browns defense..... I really hate you guys right now, really really hate. Sunday(Thursday for next week) is my least favorite day because of you guys. Depending on how you guys do, Sundays are usually a good day, or ruined because of you guys. Although, with you guys its a 70% chance my Sunday is going to be ruined. You guys are killing us Cleveland fans. Sundays are already shitty. People are waking up from their Saturday night hangovers, then they have to deal with the fact they have work to do before school or work starts back up on Monday, and you guys do not make it any better by losing every damn time. You not only lose, but you lose in ridiculous fashion where i normally end up punching a hole in a wall. It would just be much better if you all got your ass kicked to start with, then at least i wouldn't have second thoughts about the game, because you all simply got your ass kicked.



The sad thing is, when we were up 14 i had a feeling we still were going to lose the game. Thus the life of a Cleveland fan. I don't understand how the hell our defense can make a trio like Flacco, Clayton, and Mason, seem like Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison, and Reggie Wayne in their prime. This year at WR we have so far seen; Matt Jones, Terrell Owens, Plaxico Burress, Santana Moss, Chad Johnson/Housmadzadeh(don't care about the spelling), and Hines Ward. All those star players, yet Mason and Clayton give the Browns defense the biggest fits, with Flacco under the center. Unacceptable. I could also list the running backs they have seen so far this season, but i just want to point out that Ray Rice a 2nd string rookie RB torched the Browns for over 154 yards. This guy couldn't even lead Rutgers to a Big East title, and yet he is running all over the browns in an NFL game. Also Braylon, screw you. 14 dropped passes.... seriously? The NFL is definitely being generous on that stat too. I'm sure your ass has dropped more than 14 passes. No wonder why we don't go down field anymore. I would be fine with Romeo benching your ass. Seriously, there is no way you are going to learn your lesson. We can't score with you on the field, because you don't catch the, so what is the difference between having you off the field.

I'm done talking about the game, it just makes me sick. The worst part about this is we got swept by the ravens. Shouldn't karma be on our side vs the ravens. There was an article in the Cleveland plain dealer, that said coach harbaugh dedicated the win to Art Modell. Harbaugh is officially the biggest piece of shit coach in the NFL. You heartless SOB, how could you dedicate a win over the browns to Modell? Only one year in the NFL, and you are already working your way up my most hated coaches list. Speaking of Modell, he was part of the first list of guys who were nominated for the HOF. Hopefully he isn't a finalist, but if he eventually becomes a HOF then i propose every Cleveland fan attend his acceptance speech, and boo the hell out of him until he cries.

-Dattilo

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